Honest Weather: Funny Forecast

TIRED OF BORING WEATHER?

Finally, a weather app that has the guts to tell it like it is. Honest Weather delivers accurate, real-time forecasts wrapped in the refreshingly sarcastic commentary you deserve.

Stop paying monthly rent for your weather. $0.99 ONE-TIME PURCHASE. NO SUBSCRIPTIONS. EVER.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT:

• It’s Brutally Honest: From "Nature’s Snow Globe" to "The Sky’s Middle Finger," get 16+ distinct weather conditions with personality-driven snark. • Powered by Apple Weather: We bring the jokes, Apple brings the data. You get hyper-accurate, hyper-local forecasts you can trust. • Stunning Widgets: Check the forecast (and get insulted) right from your Home Screen with beautiful, glanceable widgets.

KEY FEATURES:

Real-Time Data

Global Forecasts

Sarcasm available worldwide.

Distraction-Free

A clean interface that respects your eyes (and your battery) with full Dark Mode support.

Privacy Focused

We don't track you. We just judge the weather.

THE "NO-BS" GUARANTEE

Other apps want a monthly subscription to tell you it's raining. We think that's hilarious. Pay a buck, get the app, enjoy the weather.

Whether you need a laugh during a thunderstorm or a reality check during a heatwave, Honest Weather is the perfect companion for anyone who thinks Mother Nature needs to chill out.

Download now and see what the sky is plotting today.